The Federative Commonwealths of Israel and the Sinai is a huge, safe nation, ruled by President Yael HaKohen with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, triple-decker prams, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 792 million Israelis enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jerusalem. The average income tax rate is 37.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Israeli economy, worth 65.1 trillion Federal shekels a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 82,212 Federal shekels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more, short shrift is being given to applications for political asylum from illegal immigrants, and boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Israel and the Sinai's national animal is the Sinai rosefinch, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Israel and the Sinai is ranked 224,352^nd in the world and 330^th in The League for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -5.48 on the Clooney Contribution Index.